Colin the Unbothered Cucumber | Funny Vegetable T Shirt

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful, irreverent vibe to casual days. The soft, lived-in color and heavyweight cotton feel like an old favorite from the first wear. A cheeky cucumber character—arms shrugged, expression unmoved—sits on the chest and fills the back with bold, cartoon energy and the line “I don’t care.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal easygoing humor without trying too hard. Wear it lounging at home, at low-key meetups with friends, or on errands when you’d rather let your outfit do the talking. The durable construction means it will sit in regular rotation and keep that cozy, broken-in texture wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric with soft, lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Sewn-in label; available in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean