Colin the Unbothered Cucumber | Funny Vegetable Hoodie

This cozy hoodie brings a wink of humor and a relaxed, approachable vibe to everyday wear. A cheerful, cartoon cucumber stands proud on the back with playful lettering above and a bold ribbon-style caption below — the front carries a small, matching chest accent for balance. The soft, medium-weight fleece drapes comfortably and the roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood invite slow mornings, long walks, and casual hangouts. Wear it when you want to be warm and a little silly — the design sparks smiles and starts conversations without trying too hard.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for smooth fit and reduced waste
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery placement
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX–friendly dyeing; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed